HFS...

My head is full of popping and fizzing, like a soft drink advert. It feels as though my existence is entirely sponsored by Coca-Cola, such is the effervescing in my head. I can’t sleep - you try sleeping when all you can hear is the distant rattling of paper-clips and tube trains.

I’m 29-years-old. I can retire in 35 years and buy a nest in the country and take pot-shots at passing tourists. I already feel like an old man. I’m sick of wanking and sex seems out of the question at the moment.

No, sex is not a friend of mine. Indeed, sex will not even look me straight in the eye anymore. It is all just rumor and office gossip: sex is something that happens to other people, like car-crashes or winning the lottery.

Posted by Anonymous who is unmotivated on Jan 12, 2010 at 11:45 AM