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HFS.

My name is Gordon Freeman. I just woke up on a train a few nights ago, a train I don't remember getting on. I got off, and this fucking camera thing popped out of nowhere and blinded me when it took a picture. There's some balding, socio-communist asshole that is talking on some giant-ass t.v., spreading some sort of propoganda bullshit. I tried to pick up my bags to leave the station, and some officer hit me with some sort of electrical baton, exclaiming that the bags that clearly had my name on it weren't mine. I just left the station with nothing but the clothes on my back. Thankfully, I came to some sort of community house where some guys let me crash for the night. However, the next day there was a police raid and me and a few other guys had to escape via the rooftops. I've been living on the streets for the past few days, and only now have I managed to find a public library with free computers/internet access. This was one of the only sites I found not blocked by the government. If someone reads this, please help me. I am currently in some city named Nova Prospeckt, but I don't know what country I am in.



Posted by Anonymous who is out of options on May 16, 2011 at 7:46 PM

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Please delete this crap. This is a description of the opening scnes of the computer game Half-Life 2.

Anonymous commented on May 7, 2013 at 8:16 AM (reply)

Hahaha legend

Anonymous commented on Aug 13, 2012 at 8:53 PM (reply)

Lol. Well tomorrow you have to stop an alien invasion. Cheers!

Anonymous commented on Jan 5, 2012 at 8:34 PM (reply)

almost funny.

Anonymous commented on Nov 5, 2011 at 10:18 PM (reply)

Your totally fucked man, LOL, jk. Nice one.

Anonymous commented on May 19, 2011 at 3:05 AM (reply)

LOL! Props to you, sir. Well written!

admin commented on May 16, 2011 at 11:08 PM (reply)

No, it actually kinda sucked. I was planning on making it a bit longer, but I kinda got bored. thx 4 reading tho.

Anonymous commented on May 17, 2011 at 10:32 AM (reply)

Any longer and I would have deleted it per my TOS. It is fine.

Anonymous commented on May 17, 2011 at 1:05 PM (reply)